Imprecaciones en español

Hola amigos! Welcome to the very first course in Spanish foul language. :)

Estoy cachondo - se me paró.	I'm horny - with a hard-on.
Chúpame el pito!	Suck my dick!
pito, pene, vergo	cock, dick, penis, etc use your imagination
panocha	cunt (South American style)
Pinche puto maricon!	Fuckin' gay gay!
Chinga a tu madre!	Fuck your mum!
Quiero chichis - grandes y firmes!	I want big firm tits (South American style)
Quiero tetas - grandes y firmes!	I want big firm tits (Spanish style)
culo	ass
puta	whore
cabrones	asshole
cojones	balls
pendejo	asshole
pendeja	bitch
Mierda!	Damn!
Puta madre!	Fuckin' fuck!

Ok, let's round up with some more positive phrases...

Estás deliciosa!	You're delicious!
Mola mazo, bronco!	That's so cool, dude!
Tienes una sonrita bonita.	You have a pretty smile.